Breastaurant Prompts Lewisville To Really, Really Specifically Redefine Nudity, Really Specifically

City council members in Lewisville have voted to "clarify the ordinance" with regard to nudity and sexually oriented business in the city, reports Star Local News. It is totally not aimed at any one particular business, except that lately the cops happen to have been getting a lot of calls about Redneck Heaven Restaurant and Bar, a breastaurant at which waitresses had been photographed serving food wearing pasties. (That is, the waitresses were wearing pasties. Not the food.) Bask in the specificity as the Lewisville City Council counters that insidious force of evil that is: underboob.

The amended definition now includes the lower portion of a breast. It reads "nudity or a state of nudity is the appearance of a human bare buttock, anus, male genitals, female genitals or female breast; or a state of dress, which fails to completely and opaquely cover a human buttock, anus, male genitals, female genitals or part of a female breast or breasts that is situated below a point immediately above the top of the areola."

And with that, our dreams of eating some "Border Patrol Belt Busters" while gazing fondly at part of a female breast or breasts situated below a point immediately above the top of the areola were crushed.

· City Redefines Nudity After Complaints [StarLocalNews via PegasusNews]
· Redneck Heaven [Facebook]
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The gateway to, uh, "heaven." [Photo: Redneck Heaven/Facebook]

Redneck Heaven

2501 South Stemmons Freeway Lewisville, TX 75067-8758