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Hipster Dreamboat Too Cool For Loose Meat

maidrite150.jpgNo, Scott "Hipster Dreamboat" Reitz at the Dallas Observer has not actually eaten a loose meat sandwich, but that is not going to stop him from telling you what a sissy you are if you enjoy them. In a post on the new Maid Rite Diner coming to Texas, Reitz writes on City of Ate that he doesn't need to eat their famous loose meat sandwich to know that it sucks. Why? "I've looked at enough pictures and recipes, and also eaten enough fast food in my time." So not only is Scott Reitz not a sissy like you, you sissified sissy from Sissypantsville, Sissersee, but he's psychic. [City of Ate]