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fancy.jpgFancy person Nancy Nichols, fancy food critic for fancy D Magazine, "confesses" today that she has done the worst possible thing a fancy person can do: improperly store fancy wine. Truly, the fancy details are heinous. For the last 35 fancy years, Nancy Nichols has been so burdened under the weight of possessing all her fancy things, she forgot about the time she left four fancy bottles of fancy French Bordeaux stored in her fancy garage. Now, they are not so fancy. [SideDish]