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Poor Scott Reitz Can't Get A Delicious Omelet

mansionsmall.jpgAll Scott "Hipster Dreamboat" Reitz wants is "a simple, perfect omelet that tastes of butter, with moist, weeping curds," and if he can't get it at the Mansion, where can he? But, sigh, "Dallas is a town that predominantly leans towards well-done cookery," paying no heed to Scott Reitz's desire for farm fresh eggs "cooked gently in the presence of copious butter." The gall, Dallas! The sheer effrontery! [City of Ate]