Go eat at Cane Rosso tonight. Or this weekend. Or any time before the next Dallas episode of Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins And Dives airs, because the beloved Deep Ellum restaurant is about to be overrun by cable-watching zombies from the suburbs who don't deserve nice things.
Bleachy McWraparound stopped by the VPN-certified pizza joint (NOT a diner, NOT a drive-in, NOR a dive) this afternoon and left the mark of the T.G.I. Fridays-endorsing beast upon Cane Rosso's formerly sacred walls.
We just ... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.