"At dentist..I should've known not to try to open those bottles w my teeth. #wherearetwistoffswhenuneedthem," tweets a hopefully Nitrous Oxided-up Mark Cuban. One of the many perils of being too rich for Franzia. Sorry to hear you're in dire straits, Mark. If you need to hire someone to come over with a corkscrew, you know where to find us. [@MCuban]
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