No, you're not being executed for some atrocious crime (well, hopefully), but you are bidding adieu to the Metroplex and heading for some far-off place, never again to return to the land of plentiful Tex-Mex. So where are you eating and what, exactly, are you ordering?
Let us know your last meal plans in the comments or via the tipline. Answers will be compiled into a map next week as part of our Open Threads feature.