Kung Fu Burger; Pumpkin Beerfest in Plano

UPTOWN—Recent Austin import Kung Fu Saloon has announced a completely ridiculous sandwich called The Dank that features "two cheese and jalapeno stuffed beef patties topped with bacon, onion rings, more cheese, and the works, stuffed between two grilled cheese sandwiches." Probably won't be doing any roundhouse kicks after eating that. [City of Ate]

PLANO—Fans of pumpkin beer, get thee to Holy Grail Pub on Tuesday, November 13, where they'll be tapping not one but four gourd-flavored brews from Saint Arnold, Ace, Dogfish Head and Sam Adams beginning at 6 p.m. [Eaterwire]

LOWER GREENVILLE—Deep Ellum Outdoor Market and Good Records are teaming up to host an outdoor market this Saturday in the record store's parking lot. The market will run from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. with 20 local vendors and the Yellow Belly food truck. [Eaterwire]