Scott Reitz left the gated community of Criticsville for a spell to slum it in Bloggerton. The man loves a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish -- so much so that ScReitz is certain his "next Eater outing photo" (next? Aw, that's precious) will involve one. Though reviewing Fish McBites could draw a Grimace [rimshot] from some looking for less deep-fried copy, Eater National editor Raphael Brion just hopes Reitz will be reimbursed for his "dry and lifeless" snacks. This should technically be no problem, but here's hoping, since McDonald's fish products are drunk food ideal for soaking up the alcohol Village Voice Media critics pay for out-of-pocket. [City of Ate]
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