Teresa Gubbins wants to know where the damn pickle was, Mansfield. Rightfully, T-Gubbs was confused after attending Mansfield's St. Paddy's Pickle Parade and not seeing any "pickle with a capital P" -- which seems like it would've been the bread and butter of the event. Best Maid, based in Fort Worth, sponsored the shindig but only trotted out the pickle queens, no walking pickle (and we love a food suit) or pickle float, leaving a sour taste in Gubbins' mouth. [Pegasus News]
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