There's nothing anyone could say, or write, to prepare any person with a mouth for the upcoming April 6 debut of the $26 one-pound, two(ish)-foot Champion Dog at Rangers Ballpark. But a photo certainly helps. The big buns -- loaded with chili, sautéed onions, cheese and jalapeños -- showed itself for official photos Friday and attempted to intimidate a baseball bat in the process.
Does it make anyone feel any better that at participating concession areas outside of the Captain Morgan Club (wherein it is only known as Champion Dog), the meat slugger, capable of feeding three to four adults, is called the "Boomstick"? Yeah, didn't think so.