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Everybody, Freeze!

Bad, Hipster Dreamboat! Bad! In his missive on stealing food from office refrigerators, Scott Reitz declares 1.) The freezer holds the safe food, while botulism and evil lurks in the cold compartment, and 2.) "If you're the type of person who uses the office refrigerator like an interim hazardous waste dump then you deserve to have your food stolen." But oh, Reitz'd be wrong to steal that Hot Pocket because people who bring frozens with lunching intent aren't typically the people who cast aside half-eatens and forget. You're stealing from the wrong coworkers, HD. [City of Ate]