While referring to Van Halen as a "him" is inexcusable, Cody Wardlaw's Burger Breakdown of Goodfriend's Pepper Bomb is otherwise dead-on. He describes the chipotle cheddar's red veins as causing it to look like "some sort of steroid-abusing freak show," which is totally true. Also true: "This burger is crazy hot, like dump-a bottle-of-sriracha-in-your-mouth-hole hot." Even though the Wardlaw says the subtleties of the meat are lost in the heat, we still think he's "hot for burger." [Entree Dallas]
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