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New Rules

calamari.jpgDMN critic Leslie Brenner has devised a laundry list of rules she wishes all Dallas restaurants would implement. Some highlights: "Accept reservations. What is this, Jack in the Box?" "Don't ask us if we want to start off with an order of calamari. We don't." "Cheese is not an appetizer." "If you know who I am, pretend not to." [Eats Blog]