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The Henderson Avenue space vacated by Snack (and before that, Horne & Dekker) is finally getting a new tenant: Henderson Tap House promises "a gastro pub infused menu," "late night brick oven pizzas," "legendary happy hour parties," and an "extra-large covered patio." (Hold on, how can something that hasn't even happened yet be legendary?)
They will also have a strict dress code enforced after 9 p.m. that includes sorta-awesome rules like "Pardon me, Sir Gangster? Your trousers are descending," "Only 1 Tapout Shirt per group," and "You can wear Affliction or Ed Hardy, but we may laugh." Less awesome is their slogan, which is "I'd tap that!" Ehhh. (Even less awesome is the promo flyer for a weekly event called Blurred Lines Saturdays which appears to be a reference to the extremely rape-y Robin Thicke song.)
The website gives no clues as to the ownership behind the venture, but there is an absolutely insanely long menu that reads like a copy of War & Peace (not to mention a plethora of unnecessary apostrophes). Craft cocktail fans may not find much to like here, with drinks including ingredients like sour mix and raspberry schnapps — but wait! There's also "The World Famous Upside Down Rodeo Clown," a "secret signature multi Liquor drink with an upside down Red Bull can served in a Schooner Glass." Lord help us. (To their credit, there are several local spirits on the menu; the beer selection isn't listed.)
Starters
Bone in -A bakers dozen of your choice of:
Served with blue cheese dipping sauce and celery…10
Crispy Pepper Calamari
Lemon & sriracha aioli…11
Dip platter
Homemade Black Bean, Queso, & Salsa with fresh tortilla chips….7
Prime Rib & Potato Nachos
Shaved prime rib, housemade potato chips, caramelized onions, cheddar & blue cheese crumbles ….12
Sliders
Beef with cheddar cheese, caramelized onions & special Sauce w/ house cut fries…9
Pulled pork with chipotle coleslaw w/house cut fries …9
Fresh Baked Pretzels
Beer-cheddar fondue and horseradish mustard…7
Lobster & Artichoke Dip
Served with brick oven flat bread…11
Killer Shrimp
Panko fried in a sriracha house glaze, gorgonzola & blue cheese dipping sauce….12
Hummus
Served with wood fire flatbread, pepperoncini & kalamata olives….8
Ahi Poke Stack
Marinated raw ahi & avocado with carrots, cucumber & Wontons
Soup's & Salad's
Soup's & Salad's
Soup:
Onion & Stout Gratin
Crostini, smoked provolone …6
Meaty Chili…6
Smoked Tomato Bisque…6
Salads:
House Salad
Iceburg Lettuce, red onions, grape tomatoes, baby carrots, cucumbers, & croutons…7
The Original Chopped Salad
Iceburg Lettuce, grape tomatoes, honey smoked bacon, chopped egg, red onion, & crumbled blue cheese…8
Caesar
Romaine, house-made garlic croutons, romano, tossed in Caesar dressing …8
Greek
Romaine, red onion, kalamata olives, tomatoes, cucumbers, pepperoncini, crumbled feta, greek dressing…9
Oriental
Napa cabbage, bok choy, carrots, bell peppers, sesame seeds, cilantro, scallions, crisp noodle, Mandarin oranges, Soy Asian dressing…9
House Made Dressings: Ranch, Blue Cheese, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Honey Mustard, Soy Asian, Greek,
Add Shrimp:…6 Add:Chicken…4
Entrees
Entrees
Lobster Mac N Cheese
Campanelle, lobster, bacon, crimini mushrooms, gorgonzola & cheddar…13
Fish & Chips
Beer battered Atlantic cod, house cuts fries, tatar sauce…12
Smoked Chipotle Brown Sugar Ribs
Belgian Ale BBQ, house cut fries
half rack…8 full rack…13
Shrimp & Grits
Cheddar hominy grits, andouille, caramelized onion, chipotle aioli…16
Grilled Filet Mignon
Grilled medium, walnut butter served with truffle parmesan tots…16
Braised Chicken Thighs
Cheddar hominy grits, crimini mushrooms in a sherry & cream sauce…14
Sides
Sides
House mac & Cheese…6
House cut fries…4
Grilled Vegetables…5
Crispy Brussel Sprouts…5
Truffle Parmesan Tots…6
Burgers & Sandwiches
Burgers & Sandwiches
Served with house cut fries
House Burger
8oz burger grilled medium, cheddar cheese, smoked bacon, caramelized onions, special sauce, lettuce & tomato on a butter toasted brioche…10
Veggie Burger
House made jerk spice brown rice & black bean burger, provolone, avocado, tomato on a butter toasted brioche…9
Big Tex Burger
8oz burger grilled medium, cheddar cheese, smoked bacon, avocado, fried egg, BBQ sauce on a butter toasted brioche…10
Black & Blu
8oz Burger grilled medium, blue cheese crumbles, crimini mushrooms, caramelized onions on a butter toasted brioche…10
BBQ Smoked Pork Sandwich
Belgian Ale BBQ, pulled pork, chipotle coleslaw, butter toasted brioche…9
The Dip
Shaved prime rib, caramelized onions, smoked provolone with horseradish mayo on a french roll. Served with Au jus…10
Blackened Tuna "Reuben"
Butter toasted rye, chipotle coleslaw, thousand island, swiss cheese…12
Flying tacos
Blackened Atlantic cod or Pork, warmed flour tortillas, shaved red cabbage, chipotle aioli, queso fresco, avocado, pico de gallo…11
Chicken Diablo
Blackened chicken, cheddar cheese, fresh jalopenos, smoked bacon, pico de gallo…9
Dessert's
Dessert's
Cookies & Milk
Oreos & warm chocolate chip cookies with a glass of milk…6
Donut Holes & Bacon
Served with a honey glaze dipping sauce…6
Fried Cheesecake Bite
Served with a Guinness chocolate sauce…6
Wood Fire Pizza
Wood Fire Pizza
Royal Hawaiian
Fresh golden pineapple, Canadian bacon, tomato sauce…10
Prosciutto
Artichoke, scallion, garlic, smoked provolone…12
Margherita
Tomatoes, garlic, fresh basil…9
New York Style
Mushrooms, pepperoni, salami, Italian sausage, house-made tomato sauce…12
Vegetarian
Spinach, Artichoke, red onion, mushrooms, red bell pepper, tomato, garlic, smoked provolone…10
Mozzarella Cheese
Fresh basil, house-made tomato sauce…9
Pepperoni
Fresh oregano, house-made tomato sauce…10
Garlic Shrimp
Sautéed mushrooms, bell peppers, red onion, roasted garlic sauce…13
Texas Barbecue Chicken
Smoked provolone, bbq sauce, red onion, cilantro…12
3 Cheese
Sautéed mushrooms, garlic, spinach, red onion…10
Spicy Italian Sausage
Fresh oregano, house-made tomato sauce…10
Specialty Cocktails
Specialty Cocktails
Cooksey's Cure: Maker's Mark bourbon, dry vermouth, fresh lemon juice and a splash of grenadine served on the rocks 11
Wyatt Berry Fizz: Bombay Sapphire gin, fresh lemon and lime juices and raspberry snhapps topped with a splash of soda and served over ice in a pint glass 9
Classy Cowgirl: Tito's Vodka, Elderflower liqueur and prosecco chilled and served in a champagne flute 10
Dubliner in Dallas: Jameson Irish whiskey, sweet vermouth and a dash of Agnostura bitters served up or on the rocks 10
Skinny Senorita: Deep Eddy Vodka, fresh lime juice, shaken with splenda and served on the rocks 12
Dixie Tea: Sweet Tea vodka, peach schnapps, sour mix- shaken with rocks and topped with a splash of sprite in a pint glass 8
Moscow Bull: Three Olives Citrus, fresh lime juice, and ginger beer in a mason jar 10
"The Pink Drink": Three Olives Tartz vodka, lemonade and a splash of cranberry shaken and served in a martini glass…10
Spicy Paloma: Pepe Zevada "Z" Tequila Blanco tequila, fresh lime, jalapeño juice, sliced jalapenos, agave nectar and grapefruit juice served over ice in a pint glass 10
Chocolate Chesney: Bailey's Irish Cream, Malibu rum, Three Olives Cake Vodka and Frangelico, chilled and strained into a chocolate lined martini glass rimmed with shredded coconut 11
The World Famous Upside Down Rodeo Clown
Our secret signature multi Liquor drink with an upside down Red Bull can served in a Schooner Glass……15
Wine
Wines By The Glass
WHITES
J Lohr Chardonnay (CA) …$8.00
Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc (Malborough)…$9.00
Trinity Oaks Pinot Grigio (CA)…$7.00
Cupcake Moscato (CA)…$7.00
REDS
Kendall Jackson Vintners Reserve Merlot (Sonoma)…$7.00
Smoking Loon Cabernet Sauvignon (CA)…$7.00
King Estate Pinot Noir (Oregon)… $10.00
Ravenswood Petite Syrah (Sonoma)… $8.00
The Standard's
The Standard's
THE MOJITO GLASS 8.00 CARAFE 16.00: Pecan Street Rum, fresh pressed Lime juice, muddled with mint leaves and splenda sugar topped with a dash of Agnostura bitters.
MARGARITA 7.00 Rita | 13.00 CARAFE: Pepe Zevada "Z" Tequila Blanco, Cointreau, and Fresh squeezed lime, Agave Nectar & lime wedge.
Mimosa: champagne with thoroughly chilled orange juice…5
House Bloody Mary: Tito's Vodka with secret spicy tomato blend made in-house, served over ice in a salt rimmed glass…7
Tex-Mex Michelada: secret spicy tomato blend made in-house, mixed with Dos XX, served over ice in a Schooner Salt rimmed glass.
Sunday Liquid Brunch
11am-5pm $10 Open Mimosas & $15 Open Bloody Mary Bar
Bloody Mary Bar
Spirits: Tito's Handmade Vodka
Mixes: House made secret spicy tomato blend, V-8, Clamato
Extras: Lemons, Limes, Celery, Pickle Spears, Pickled Green Beans and Assorted Vegetables (okra, carrots, cauliflower, etc), Olives, a variety of stuffed and pitted, Banana Peppers, Pepperoncini, Sea Salt, Seasoned Salt ,Old Bay, Celery Salt, Garlic Salt, Black Pepper, Worcestershire, Steak Sauce (A-1), Horseradish, Hot Sauce (3-4 classic choices), Boiled Shrimp, Steamed Oysters, Bacon strips or crumbles, Beef Jerky, Pepperoni
Bourbon's & Whiskey's
Bourbon's & Whiskey's
TEXAS LOCAL SPIIRT
VODKA
Deep Eddy Vodka (Austin, TX)
Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (Austin, TX)
Dripping Springs Vodka (Dripping Springs, TX)
Tito's Handmade Vodka (Austin, TX)
RUM
Pecan Street Rum (P?ugerville, TX)
Treaty Oak Platinum Rum (Austin, TX)
TEQUILA
Made and bottled in Mexico with local ownership
Ambhar Tequila Plata
Pepe Zevada "Z" Tequila Blanco
Pepe Zevada "Z" Tequila Reposado
Pepe Zevada "Z" Tequila Añejo
Republic Tequila Organic Plata
Wahaka Espadin Joven Mezcal
Wahaka Reposado con Gusano Mezcal
WHISKEY
Balcones True Blue Corn Whiskey (Waco, TX)
Garrison Brothers TX Straight Bourbon Whiskey (Hye, TX)
Ranger Creek .36 Texas Bourbon Whiskey (San Antonio, TX)
Bourbons & Whiskey's
Angels Envy… 7.00
Baker's 7 Year… 7.00
Basil Haydens 8 Year… 8.00
Booker's 8 Year… 8.00
Knob Creek 9 Year… 9.00
Small Batch Sampler (1/2oz Choose 3 above)… 10.00
Blanton's… 8.00
Bulleit… 8.00
Woodford Reserve… 9.00
Jack Daniels… 8.00
Gentleman Jack… 10.00
Jack Daniels Single Barrel… 12.00
Henderson Sampler (1/2oz of 3 above)…12.00
Balcones True Blue Corn Whiskey… 8.00
Garrison Brothers Texas Bourbon… 16.00
Ranger Creek .36 Texas Bourbon Whiskey… 13.00
Maker's Mark… 9.00
Maker's 46… 11.00
Crown Royal… 8.00
Crown Royal Reserve… 10.00
Crown Royal Cask #16… 14.00
Texas Sampler (1/2oz Choose 3 above)…15.00
Bushmills Irish Whiskey… 8.00
Jamesons Irish Whiskey… 8.00
Jamesons 12 Year Irish Whiskey… 10.00
Jamesons Gold Reserve… 9.00
Powers Irish Whiskey… 7.00
Powers 12 Year Irish Whiskey… 8.00
Redbreast Pure Pot Still Irish Whiskey… 9.00
Irish Whiskey Sampler (1/2oz Choose 3 above)…12.00
· Henderson Tap House to Open in January With a Lengthy Dress Code [SideDish]
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