Bikinis, Texas is an Actual Place; Cane Rosso Goes VPN

BREASTAURANT WIRE—The breastaurant-centric town of Bikinis, Texas (yes, it's real, and it's sort of near Fredericksburg) will open July 13th, and famous-ish person Carmen Electra will be on hand bronzing her boobs. Eater Austin's Andrea Grimes has more. [EATX]

WHITE ROCK—Cane Rosso White Rock just obtained its coveted VPN (Verace Pizza Napoletana) certification, which basically means some important Italian pizza dudes have confirmed that it's legit. Celebrate with Jay Jerrier and crew on June 18th when a VPN rep will present them with their official certificate; $5 happy hour pizzas will be in full effect from 5 to 7 p.m. [SideDish]

ADDISON—Lazaranda will host a tequila dinner on Wednesday, June 19th pairing various Herradura varieties with five courses like mahi mahi ceviche and pork osso buco. Seats are $29.95; call (972) 866-8900 to reserve. [Eaterwire]

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