Oh thank goodness: Twin Peaks has just opened its doors at Mockingbird Station, and brave breastaurant reporter Jay Betsill manages to file an opening report without a single mention of boobs, cleavage, or 'scenic views'. The eighth DFW location of the chain boasts two bars, 24 beers on tap that are dispensed at 29 degrees, 62 HDTVs, and "more than 80 Twin Peaks girls," and will provide an as-yet-untold number of men with a safe refuge from their wives' West Elm expeditions. [DFW.com]
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