Burning Man: State Fair Edition

Should the State Fair of Texas burn patron saint of fried food Big Tex down every year? D's Zac Crain makes a case for it, pointing out that "pretty much no one cared about Big Tex except for kids and liars until he [...] caught on fire last year." Also, "it would drum up business for the last day of the Fair." Sure, why not? [FrontBurner]