No, You Cannot Bring Your Own Ranch to Cane Rosso

By now, most everyone knows that a side of ranch dressing will cost you a thousand bucks at Deep Ellum pizzeria Cane Rosso, thanks to an explosive Reddit thread and an interview that's now gone viral — and due to the "international exposure," pizzeria owner Jay Jerrier is taking precautions.

A hand-lettered sign on the window hopes to thwart would-be ranch smugglers attempting to bypass the $1,000 upcharge. (Of course, they could always just go to Zoli's instead, where the housemade jalapeno ranch "flows in rivers.")

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[Photo: Cane Rosso/Facebook]