Zoli's Commemorates Kessler Theater Villains With 'Normal White Girl' Pizza

In this era of smartphones and YouTube, it's considerably harder to get away with bad behavior — before you know it, your regrettable actions can be plastered all over social media. It's a lesson that two disgruntled patrons of Oak Cliff's Kessler Theater are learning all too well: During last week's LeeAnn Womack show, two women were asked to leave after fellow patrons complained about their constant chattering. They refused to quietly into the night, however; instead, they went on a cringe-inducing ten-minute bigoted rant that the Kessler's artistic director captured on video.

Said video has been shared over 2,600 times on Facebook, and now the infamous rant has even inspired a pizza. Today the notorious jokesters at Zoli's debuted the "Normal White Girl" pizza, bedecked with all the things that your average well-to-do white woman presumably might enjoy:

The pizzeria also blasted the woman's choice of footwear on their marquee, with a sign reading: "Please no fringe boots in the hood." Well played as per usual, Zoli's.