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Absurd New Dining Options Await at Globe Life Park, Home of the Texas Rangers

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Get ready for pickle-stuffed corn dogs and deep-fried cinnamon rolls

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Every year, Globe Life Park attempts to outdo itself with ridiculous, over-the-top dining options at the beginning of each baseball season, and this year is no exception.

Delaware North, the food service provider at Globe Life Park, unveiled this year’s most absurd new offerings yesterday according to GuideLive, and they definitely do not disappoint. Among this year’s new calorie-dense offerings are “Dilly Dogs,” or corn dogs that feature a Best Maid pickle wrapped around the frank inside, and “The Triple B,” a bacon, chopped brisket, and bologna sandwich that is about as tall as a small child.

Also new to the ballpark this year is a bacon-wrapped hot dog covered in crunchy Cheetos and drizzled with Cheeto dust-spiked nacho cheese sauce. On the sweet side of things, folks in the stands will be able to enjoy scoops of Blue Bell ice cream stuffed into pretzel cones, a giant deep-fried cinnamon roll, and the classic box of Cracker Jack mixed with Cheetos and popcorn.

Fans will get an opportunity to try all of these absurd new offerings when the Rangers open the season at home against the World Series-winning Houston Astros on Thursday, March 29.